As part of their 2020 April's Fools joke, Wizards of the Coast has unveiled a new Secret Lair product called Wizards of the Coast Presents: After Great Deliberation, We Have Compiled and Remastered the Greatest Magic: The Cards of All Time, Ever!. It features four brand-new foil full-art treatments of "Storm Crow", "Goblin Snowman", "Mudhole", and "Squire".
Here are the artists of the cards that will probably never be made available:
Of course, these four cards are nowhere close to the greatest Magic cards, ever. "Storm Crow" has been a meme in the Magic community, and the rest of the cards are just as bad.
You can even check out this joke product in WotC's official Secret Lair product page.
It even comes with a full product description:
Instead of putting this Secret Lair on sale, Wizards took the opportunity to remind MTG fans to donate to the American Red Cross.
However, if you really want to get a hold of this Secret Lair, Wizards is planning to release them in the future."After we've all safely gotten past this outbreak, we'll print and provide these Secret Lair drops to WPN stores at no charge, to use at their discretion," Wizards said. "We aren't yet sure when that will be or how stores will distribute them, but it'll happen."
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